I Need Moor Mud

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By Bonnie Bauman
February 28, 2008 @ 08:39 am
Kerstin Florian's Moor Mud Masque

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As y’all know, my new project is to keep my face looking young; I want to look 30ish when I’m 80. And I’m not going for the waxen, botoxed, injected look, I want radiant, glowing and supple. So, I steer clear of the sun unless I’ve coated my face with the most cutting- edge suncreen on the market and I apply my new retinol/anti-oxidant/alpha-hydroxy cocktail every day. However, about a month ago, caught up in my efforts to lock in my thirty-something face for the long haul, I realized the skin I was so desperately trying to hang onto didn’t look all that great. I took a long, hard look in the mirror. “Washed out” and “dull” were the words that sprang to mind. And what about those dry patches and tiny bumps? So, I did what I always do when I have a problem: I Googled. What I uncovered was that I needed a facial or micro-dermibrasion or both. But I couldn’t afford either. Great, when I was 80, I’d be wrinkle-free, but washed out. Then a few weeks later, a fabulous friend of mine gave me a box full of products so that I could have a spa night. Among the products was a nice-sized tube of Kerstin Florian’s Moor Mud Masque. I didn’t know it at the time, but I had just hit the jackpot, and thy name was mud.

The pristine white tube gave no indication of the black goop within. I had a blast slathering the dark, gloppy mud all over my face. It was so hysterical when I walked into my bedroom, and asked my boyfriend, who had his back turned to me, if he wanted to make out. The look in his eyes when he saw little swamp thing me standing there was classic! But the true payoff was how unbelievably soft, smooth and radient my skin was afterward! You know I’m not afraid to gush (here come the exclamation points). I only hope my gushing hasn’t lost it’s punch yet, because I want to make sure that you all get that this stuff is AMAZING! My skin has never looked or felt better. “Radiant” is a word I can use to describe it after using Mo’ Mud. I was so afraid to look up the mask online because I knew I had to make it part of my “save my face” campaign. To my delight, a big ‘ole tube is only $34!

http://www.kerstinflorianusa.com/


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