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The Wall Street Man:
His bedtime fantasy girl is worth millions. If this is your man, he prefers an upscale, sexy look that classically highlights your curvy body. He is a true gentleman, who appreciates all the accoutrements that dress up your bedtime look. Lace up a beautiful corset with detachable garters and a matching G-string. Make sure those sexy, satin stilettos match your bedtime attire. And, when the closing bell rings, leave the heels on.
The Jock:
He’s simple, sweet and oh so sexy! It doesn’t take a lot to make this hunk happy. Less is more, so follow the rules in his playbook and you will be sure to score. Any baby tee with cotton panties will surely make you his MVP (Most Valuable Princess). Just in case his rippling biceps aren’t enough to keep you warm, put on a pair of low waisted pajama bottoms and a skin tight shirt to show off that beautiful body of yours. He will be sure to keep the stadium lights on, in order to see your every move.
The Bad Boy:
His taste for passion is as crazy as his “player lifestyle,” so get your shopping shoes laced up. This bad boy has a mission when the lights go down, so he will need to be entertained, but kept in line. As a boy who plays the field, he has no desire for you to “slip into something more comfortable.” G-strings, thongs and bikinis should fill your lingerie drawer, other options… boy shorts and a see thru a tank top. By the end of the night, you will definitely be the one laying down the law.
The Prep:
An Ivy League look will graduate you to the top of the class. Your man loves the wrapping on the present almost as much as the gift itself. Conservative, cute and sexy, that’s what will sail his yacht. The top must match the bottom in this case. So, slip into some cotton pajamas that highlight your curves, a t-shirt and boxer combo for hot summer nights, or if he is really in the mood, make him crazy with a classic lace bra and panty set.
The Artist:
Just as Picasso painted the “Girl Before A Mirror,” your artist sees you as a vision of work. He is cultured, creative and innovative. So, when darkness falls, anything goes. This art lover will appreciate your feminine form as it was supposed to be (nude) in between the sheets. Don’t go spending big dollars-- colorful vintage nightgowns will get his creative juices flowing.
2 Comments
this is total bunk. you can’t determine a guy’s lingerie preference based on a stereotype. Not only that, but if you need to ‘spice things up’ you need more than detachable garters or a lace bra and panty set. it’s a matter or sexual chemistry, and sure, clothing intensify one’s chemistry, but it won’t fix anything completely. you’re only contributing to the stereotypes that encourage ignorance and closed-mindedness, when in actuality, humans are infinitely complex and cannot be placed into one category. by calling someone a ‘jock’ most people assume this person is a philistine, not interested in art and interesting books and such. that is rarely true though.
Hilarious. This is so true. My boyfriend is definitely a Jock! So I am going shopping Asap!