Craigslist has become a popular venue for people to look for just about anything-- jobs, classes, housing, and yes, love. But the democratic nature of the site allows anyone to post just about any sort of content, with often bizarre and extremely entertaining results. Below are the most funny, shocking, or just plain weird Craigslist personal ads we came across:
“Here’s my problem: I just adore mature women at least my age or that tend to be 10-15 years my senior. I am baffled by the “type” of rejection that I have been getting lately. Now for the fourth time a woman has told me that I am “too handsome for her” and for that reason she told me that she’s not interested. Can some of you women tell me how this can be? It just doesn’t make sense to me.”
“Morning. I woke up with a random idea to get some drinks this morning. Any girls interested? I’m not looking for anything in particular, just a new friend to enjoy a couple drinks with (i’ll buy of course). I’m well educated, have an amazing job and enjoy meeting new people. Would love to go to one of the 6am bars soon.”
“And I’m as follicularly challenged as you are blessed. My crowning glory is three or four stingy strands that don’t do much to cover my otherwise bald pate. And frankly I don’t smell that wonderful either, despite taking two showers a day and the frequent application of some fancy-ass cologne this cosmetics tester at Bloomingdaales sold me an overpriced bucket of. By the way, in case you couldn’t tell, my personality’s not that great either.”
“I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I’m allergic to cats.”
“Ugly guy still looking for a long term relationship. DON’T SCROLL DOWN you might go blind.”
“So, I’m sick, had a crash a few days ago, and have just generally had a bad week. In general, I’m really a happy person. I’d like to get back to that, and I think that a cool date, conversation, or new friend would really help.”
“You were doctor who looked at the blister on my foot. You’re pregnant with another man’s baby. I would raise it as my own. I love you. My girlfriend will not be happy about this but she is out of town.”
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i’ve seen WAY worse on Craigslist!
Three letters “O M G “ the last one is unbelievable! but the fifth one is hilarious!